Lets be honest, people who don't have a smartphone are
modern-day Luddites.
There used to be a time when owning a computer was
considered a "hobbyist" thing but now everybody you know owns one.
Likewise, everybody will own a smartphone someday and buy into the trend. Why
aren't you one of them yet?
Here's some deals for you to join the smartphone master
race, and stop being a flip phone beta.
TODAY ONLY(Dec. 1st): The Lumia 520 is on sale for $59.99 at
Frys with free shipping, no contract, no data plan needed.
The Moto G is selling for only $179 to $199, no contract, no
data plan needed. This will become the new baseline for telling whether or not
you have money or are broke.
On Cyber Monday ONLY (Dec 2nd) the Moto X will be selling
for $349.99, no contract, no data plan needed.
Do you really want to be one of those sad people who sits at
their laptop to look at pictures and videos.
We all know how inconvenient laptops can be. Don't you want to be like the rest of us
successful people who just look at our phones on the go and have real
hobbies? Now hop off your AIM account
and get yourself into a store and go buy yourself a smartphone.
FFS even my grandmother has a smartphone, so don't wait to
long because before you know it the new trend will be smart glass and you will
still be stuck with an outdated device. I'm sure you don't want to be less hip
than a lady in her 70's, am I right?
So today go out and get yourself a nice smartphone and join
the master race, and leave your beta woes behind. Who knows you might even get a girlfriend.
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